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Saturday, 13 June 2015

Dogs+Bitch=Boys and Girls


Heya, Saturday It is! So Finally my First Post. Todays post is all about how girls and boys react to stupid things...It also has comparison between boys and girls..But surely me and my best friend googled the spelling of comparison xD
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3..2..1...BANG

Consider a Boy as "x" And Consider a Girl as "y".
x+y=Life
Let an Asshole enter your life and denote him as "z"
After 2 Years..
y+z=Life. x is a constant xD.
This is what happens every time. Thanks,Bollywood.
I have always Noticed..When ever a Guy tries to talk to girl..All he checks is.. Deodorant..Impressive Words....A perfect Greet... And a Cute Conversation. Bc,What I go for is Insults.. Lets Go xD
That is a Flirt.  
Boy's Which are shy look for :-
1) A smile
2) He should Smell good.
3) Keeping a Smile
4) Perfect Touches
5) Care for her
Etc...
Flirts Look for:-
1)Beautiful Ones.
2) No teachers around.
3) Bomb Planted xD
..Like why do Boys say ,"I don't smell good"
You going on a date with a Girl or a Dog. She isn't gonna smell you. Unless,You have plans to make her do that.xD
Chuck,
Also Boys are so conservative that..They notice the way the girl smiles/High Five. If the girl smiles when you do so... Your Life is set. Hassi tho fassi Bhenchod xD . Also, The Ultimate Hit is when girls tend to stare at the Legs. One Question, Do you like Chicken Legs? They answer,We determine a boys character by the legs. All boys Reading this, Kindly stick Shakira's Picture on your leg. Also if we compare boys xD we get...


We get similarities Like :-
Dogs xD
-They Bark
-They Cause Rabies
-They Run behind Cars
-They piss where they want
Boys xD
-They Bark Too
-They Cause Babies
-They run Behind Girls
-They piss and shit where they want
Similarly,
On comparing between Girls and Bitches..
Bitches xD
-They Live Stray 
-They are fluffy 
-They Spread Rabies
Girl
-The Live Queens Style
-They are indeed Fluffy xD
-They Produce Babies xD
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